My new saying for the week: A day with no coffee is like a flower with no water: withered.

I’m on a cleansing diet to attempt to rid myself of a few ailments that traditional drugs haven’t cured. But I’m feeling like I’d rather deal with itchy skin than go without my daily joe or a tortilla with my eggs in the morning… The lack of sugar and yeast is supposed to bring up my moods and keep me from being tired, but while on this cleanse, I’m exhausted and grumpy. And my sweet tooth is killing me.